Menagerie on the road is a good time......and we come up with some very original work; both through themes and things that just happen to slip out of our mouths from time to time. The result of these small lapses in judgement usually end up on the next Menagerie t-shirt.

For the sake of fun & personal employment, anonymity has been observed and some have been edited (this is a family site!) where appropriate.

You too could be famous some day...watch what you wish for!

To submit something you said or heard, contact the Webmaster.

“I'm not even that fast in my dreams!”

“You might be out of money, but you're not out of beer until your friends are out of money.”

“You can't make this stuff up...”

“Pure Awesome”

“Ba dump...ching!”

“Sometimes when I drink, I turn into a dirty old man!”

“Put on your big girl panties...”

“Aren't we fabulous?”

“If you aren't in bed by 11pm, it's time to come home!”
not Menagerie (thanks Dave!); think hard about this one...

Menagerie Pictures

“All the world's a stage...”

It's finally happened!! The rumors are true - we've been caught on film. This can be a good thing though; fortunately for all players, coaches, social members, significant others, & groupies, your webmaster screens the photos put up for display. Meaning these photos will not get you fired from your job, stoned in the streets, ostracized by family & friends, or give you leaner tighter abs in 6 minutes. (I know...sounds disappointing).

But, if you think these photos are embarassing now, you obviously have not yet attended a Menagerie Banquet & seen the infamous slideshow!

Shameless Plug: To buy advanced banquet tickets (& see the un-rated & un-cut "good stuff"), go to the Contact Us page and send us an email.

Menagerie Photo Gallery

or view/buy photo's from Heath's personal collection (proceeds going to Menagerie): Menagerie Pictures